What would happen if football did come home?









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While of course, we are all enjoying the world cup, please do your best to play when you can, pitches still need to be paid for, so if we want to keep those pitch slots, we need to KEEP PLAYING AND KEEP OTHERS PLAYING TOO ⚽👍

England have made a great start in this years world cup and soon enough the country will be going world cup mad again. Many are already dreaming of ‘football coming home’. So what would happen if England actually won the World Cup ?

Cans of Carling become legal tender. With pubs drank dry, the value of anything alcoholic will shoot through the roof. The supermarket shelves will be empty as desperate England fans struggle in vain to find a drink.

Arise Sir Harry Kane.  Harry Kane and Gareth Southgate are knighted, whilst anyone associated with England receives an OBE, even the kitman. Security is ramped up at no. 10 to avoid a repeat of ashtray thefts by Ashes OBE recipients.


Open-top bus parade The capital will grind to a standstill as it welcomes back the England heroes. Even Harry Maguire will become a national treasure.

 ‘Three Lions’ will replace the National Anthem It will be sung in schools and on formal occasions and will remain in the charts for the next century.

Let’s hope so 🤞🤞! See you at our match night(s) this week. We’ll be expecting to see some Richarlison style overhead kicks 😁. Get em on camera if we can.

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